28 September 2009

The History of the Middle Finger.

I never knew this before, and now that I know it, I feel compelled to share it with you in the hopes that you, too, will feel edified. Isn't history fun?

Before the Battle of Agincourt in 1415, the French, anticipating victory over the English, proposed to cut off the middle finger of all captured English soldiers. Without the middle finger it would be impossible to draw the renowned English longbow and therefore they would be incapable of fighting in the future. This famous English longbow was made of the native English Yew tree, and the act of drawing the longbow was known as 'plucking the yew' (or 'pluck yew').

Much to the bewilderment of the French, the English won a major upset and began mocking the French by waving their middle fingers at the defeated French, saying, See, we can still pluck yew! Since 'pluck yew' is rather difficult to say, the difficult consonant cluster at the beginning has gradually changed to a labiodentals fricative F', and thus the words often used in conjunction with the one-finger-salute! It is also because of the pheasant feathers on the arrows used with the longbow that the symbolic gesture is known as 'giving the bird.'

*IT IS STILL AN APPROPRIATE SALUTE TO THE FRENCH TODAY!

And yew thought yew knew every plucking thing.


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1 comment:

GaryTheDirtyWhiteMannishBoy said...

This is true. When they survived with middle fingers in tact, they mocked their enemies as they held them up and said, "Pluck yew!" which we modern folk transformed it into f--k you. Also, the word, F--K was Fornication Under Charles the King. He had to keep tabs on everything that his citizens were doing at all times.